Google TBPR is your Idol God

Mark that it is God that is worshipped in the form of the idol (TBPR) and not the idol as God (ranking money terms above the fold). And it is cast that the naive spend their days obsessing with the green bar while we are busy dominating the SERPS. God wears a Hawaiian shirt.

There you go, my spiritual post of the year.

Mahalo and remember to score a mens Hawaiian shirt, for you are the sun, dancing on the shore.

Hawaiian Words Hawaii

Hawaiian word meaning akamai is smart or clever and the ala road is not path lined with pineapples, say Auwe "Oh!” "Alas" denotes the surprise you just got when you entered our hale house or building. I am writing this to appease my favorite haole "not so caucasian person" Dale, formerly from the USA where any foreigner can learn the Hula classic dance of Hawaii. Kai is the mighty sea mastered by kane da man. Kapu taboo is forbidden like Hawaiian Hawaiian shirts, which should not be confused with kaukau, which is Hawaiian for food. Keiki is a baby, or child and kokua means something like help I have fallen on the lanai, porch, balcony or veranda and cant get up. Have pity and shower me with a lei which is a strand of flowers with leaves, shells, money or nuts.

Lua is a restroom in HI and I bet you are wishing I would say mahalo (thank you) but I want to tell you about the Mahimahi or as you know them from the Dolphin family, fish. Makai toward the sea because I am a malihini to Hawaii. Call me a stranger, newcomer or guest but dont head towards the mountains (Mauka).

Women in Hawaii really do wear Muumuu which is a long, loose-fitting dress that is loved by all ohana, family, and close groups of Hawaiian descent. When you sea food made by someone in a muumuu you will say it is ono (also a name for an island fish) or if they give you some pupu hors d'oeuvre or poi, which is a Hawaiian food, made from taro root, delicious. Puka means hole or opening and wahine are woman; pali is a cliff or cliffs that you jump off.

Pau means we are done, as in finished. Mahalo to E Noa for letting us have some fun with their Hawaiian words.

Let's Hula

Aloha everyone, how about a little love for a grass roots hula school in California.

According to their website, a family owned business named Let's Hula Dance Studio, located in the San Fernando Valley in Granada Hills, CA.

Hula is for all ages, if you are in the market for Hula lessons in southern California give them a shout. Let's Hula Dance Studio Schedule

Great article about sucky Wal-Mart

Time is running out for mega wanker Wal-Mart. Maybe there is a chance that mom and pop Internet merchants shall inherit the earth once again.

"The Internet has changed shoppers' preferences and eroded the commanding influence Wal-Mart had over its suppliers. As a result, American shoppers are increasingly looking for qualities that Wal-Mart has trouble providing." Read more about Wal-Mart's woes