Hi Folks, I have been diligently busting out orders and exceeding our customer’s expectations (like the rest of you should be doing). But after a few weeks of emails, surfing the net and managing the business and my personal life, I finally concluded that there are some things that I just don’t want any more. So without all the fanfare here is my top five.
#1 Email offers from my competitors telling me that for “one week only” I can get 50% off my purchase. Come on people, what that really means is that you already jacked up your prices prior to sending you this offer and we will still hit record profit margins. Honorable mention goes to one that writes “Wear a tropical shirt now and then. Vow to watch more sunsets. And if you can't go slow, at least go slower.” I sure hope that is not someone’s native tong.
#2 Forum discussions about nofollow – All of you are sheep and I do not want anyone to ask me to participate in those discussions.
#3 Forum discussions about TBPR – Participating in such threads is concrete proof that you have been abducted; so for the rest of the year please do not ruin a good thread by bringing it up. People are so out of touch that they cant tell the difference between PageRank and TBPR.
#4 I do not want to hear the screeching drone of my manipulative x wife; my son still hasn’t received the Christmas gift she promised to send 2 years ago.
#5 Lastly I do not want anyone to have a bad Christmas, spending the better part of my childhood in foster homes makes me an authority on bad Christmas’s.
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